The Phrase That Pays

JD – “If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised.” — Clark Griswold

EB* – “You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.” — Uncle Lewis

MS* – I don’t know if I oughta go sailin’ down no hill with nothin’ between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic. – Cousin Eddie

JW* – Aunt Bethany: Is your house on fire, Clark? Clark Griswold: No, Aunt Bethany, those are the Christmas lights.

Forgot again to get quotes from everyone so I am sending out quotes from “Christmas Vacation”.

Whether your favorite Christmas movie is a hilarious comedy or a sentimental tear jerker, make time to watch your favorites this Christmas.

Make it a great day.

Jake

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