JD – If people say they just love the smell of books, I always want to pull them aside and ask, To be clear, do you know how reading works? – Bridger Winegar

EB* – I’m writing my book in fifth person, so 
every sentence starts out with: “I heard from this guy who told somebody …” – Demetri Martin

MS* – A Canadian psychologist is 
selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you. – Jay Leno

JW* – Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as a cat does. – Anonymous

Laughter is the best medicine.

Maybe none of these quotes did it for you, but find a way to laugh today.

Watch a funny YouTuber.

Watch your favorite funny movie.

Spend time with a friend who makes you laugh.

Lay out some banana peels and watch some slip and fall.

Ok, maybe don’t try the last one.

Make it a great day.

Jake