MS* – “If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?” ― Jerry Seinfeld

EB* – “I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.” ― Rodney Dangerfield

JW* – “A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.”― Bill Cosby

JD – “This is my depressed stance. When you’re depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you’ll start to feel better. If you’re going to get any joy out of being depressed, you’ve got to stand like this.” – Charles M. Schulz

Since I forgot to get quotes from everyone yesterday, I thought I would find a few funny ones to send out and hopefully brighten everyone’s day a little.

Make it a great day.

Jake